I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
Character: Taiwan
Anime/Manga series: Hetalia
CN: NiNi
oh golly, she’s so precious. ; o ;
Via boku no dannu kun
redlark replied to your post: Soooo do you have a nsfw blog then?
hey some of us are actually depraved horny teenagers you bitch
YOU get a free Benedict, YOU get a free Benedict, YOU get a free Benedict, EVERYBODY GET’S A BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!!
– Oprah, in my dreams (via sorryforpartyreichen) Via It's this or CluedoEVERYONE PLEASE i’M BEGGING YOU TO STOP AND READ THIS:
MY MOM RECENTLY TOLD ME THAT SHES NOT ALLOWING ME TO CHEER THIS YEAR BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT WANT TO PAY FOR IT. I PROMISE YOU I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. IM TOO YOUNG TO GET A JOB PAYING FOR IT. AFTER A WHOLE LOT MORE BEGGING I EXPLAINED TO HER TUMBLR AND HOW NOTES WORK. SHE AGREED THAT IF THIS POST GETS 10,000 NOTES SHE WILL PAY FOR MY SEASON.
Cheerleading is my passion. My absolute passion. I would do anything to cheer this season. Its not just something that I do for shits and giggles. At my last competition of the 2011-2012 season, my mom told me it might be my last time competing. I specifically remember looking into the crowd after I saw our last stunt in the pyrmid hit perfectly, and telling myself to enjoy that moment. In the dance I was crying so hard because I loved that team so much, and I can’t believe it might be over. PLEASE REBLOG THIS. PLEASE. IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. <3333333333
^ Everyone please reblog this for her. I’ve been through the same thing and it really broke my heart. So please just spare 30 seconds to like and reblog this.
John Watson: Dildo Bandit
AKA: How I killed my husband
(Prompt from Bampire:
[5/6/2012 7:44:22 PM] Arishok: So, effie. I got a mini comic idea for you
[5/6/2012 7:45:17 PM] Arishok: Have that one time you slapped the person who worked at the sex shop, being slapped by a dildo.. But instead, have Watson looking at them and he slaps sherlock in the face. 8I )
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING SHIMMERING AWESOME
TELL ME RODDY SINCE WHEN DID YOU
LAST LET YOURSELF
NOT HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS FOR ONCE
when UK Sherlockians think that us in America watched Reichenbach for the first time on Sunday
“tumblr famous more like tumblr LAMEST”
this is beautiful
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS TUMBLR LAMEST
MY MOM
YOU’RE ALL EQUALLY LAME.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.























